Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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