We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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