Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
dude. I can hear the air.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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