Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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