I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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