he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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