If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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