East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
why is half of my head shaved?
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