Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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