I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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