Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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