Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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