we have officially lost it.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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