But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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