Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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