i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
