I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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