Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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