Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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