hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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