Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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