Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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