i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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