Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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