No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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