im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Oh god it's open bar.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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