that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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