you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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