How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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