saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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