No subtext here. People are naked.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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