But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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