I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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