I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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