Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
This baby is an asshole
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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