i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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