Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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