Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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