rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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