It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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