Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
