wat bout pragnant strippers??
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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