do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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