Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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