Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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