I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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