Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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