It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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