Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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