my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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