my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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