lets start a swedish sibling band together
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
