She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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