You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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